nobel prize, n.All

The Nobel Prize is a ticket to one's funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.

The Nobel Prize is a scandle — Alfred Nobel can be forgiven for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

IBM has four Nobel Prizes recipients.

The Nobel Prize is an award whose prize money is a Iifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.

The person who invented the door knocker won the No-bell prize

The Nobel prize has been won in two different sciences by only one person: Marie Curie

Marie Curie was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize and the first person to win two Nobel Prizes.

The Nobel Prize is the reward they give for breaking a law . . . of physics.