I'd tell you a chemistry jokebut I know I wouldn't get a reaction
Not to go get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

Chemistry is a discipline which, unlike other sciences, sprang originally from delusions and superstitions, and was at its commencement exactly on a par with magic and astrology.

Chemistry is a field in which the most important thing to learn is this: Don't lick the spoon.
Chemistry is contrasted with biology in that chemistry is about substances and how they react, whereas biology appeals to concepts such as information and organization.

Chemistry is necessarily an experimental science in that its conclusions are drawn from data, and its principles are supported by evidence from facts.
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon