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Where do pencils go on vacation?Pencil-vania
Where do pencils go on vacation?Pencil-vania
What is the biggest pencil in the world?Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania is a state that has produced but two great men: Benjamin Franklin of Massachusetts, and Albert Gallatin of Switzerland.
Pennsylvania is misspelled as Pensylvania on the Liberty Bell
The Liberty Bell has a misspelling; kind of. Pennsylvania was spelled differently in the 18th century.
Pennsylvania is Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle