vacation, n.All

What does bread do on its days off?Loaf around

A Vacation is such that a perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Vacation is two weeks on the sunny sands which puts the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

A Vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Vacation is an activity for which an alternative would be to stay home and tip every third person you see.

In Ancient Egypt, men would get time off of work to care for menstruating daughters and wives.

A Vacation is time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them.

France has a law allowing colleagues to gift days off for parents of seriously ill children

A Vacation is a holiday from everything except expenses.

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?A coconut on vacation

A Vacation is a success if we manage to change the color of the circles under our eyes from black to tan.

Vacation is such that if a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again.