Polish (language)

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is any other Slavic language with 70% of its consonants randomly shuffled.

Polish is essentially any other Slavic language with 70% of its consonants randomly shuffled.

is perfectly good Russian words effed up with redundant sh and zh sounds.

Polish is perfectly good Russian words effed up with redundant sh and zh sounds.

is a light form of Russian that even Germans can master.

Polish is essentially a light form of Russian that even Germans can master.

is Portuguese when you stand 3 meters away, and Russian when you come closer.

Polish is essentially Portuguese when you stand 3 meters away, and Russian when you come closer.

is Russian spoken by people who thought it was French and had to sound awful.

Polish is essentially Russian spoken by people who thought it was French and had to sound awful.

is Slovak as spoken by a young Slovakian making a lot of silly, funny mistakes -- and vice versa.

Polish is essentially Slovak as spoken by a young Slovakian making a lot of silly, funny mistakes -- and vice versa.

Polish is essentially a remarkably "wet" language.

is Czech spoken under the shower by a couple that is unable to choose between fighting and making love.

Polish is essentially Czech spoken under the shower by a couple that is unable to choose between fighting and making love.