Ronald Reagan, n.All

Ronald Reagan is living proof that a Republican with half a brain is better than a Democrat with two.

Ronald Reagan is a man who won only because he stood against Jimmy Carter. If he'd run unopposed, he would have lost.

Ronald Reagan is slightly to the right of the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Reagan and Gorbachev Agreed to Pause the Cold War in Case of an Alien Invasion.

Ronald Reagan is a man who can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice.

Ronald Reagan is the Fred Astaire of foot-in-mouth disease.

Ronald Reagan is the kind of president who thinks arms control means some kind of deodorant.

Ronald Reagan is a man who must love poor people because he's creating so many more of them.

Ronald Reagan's strength was in the way he won the people and marginalized the media.