uber, n.All

Uber is high tech hitchhiking.

Uber is a fancy way of hitchhiking

Uber is jsut modern day hitchhiking but w/ a paper trail.

Uber drivers in China changed their profile photos to ghosts and zombie images so potential passengers would cancel their ride, earning the driver the cancellation fee.

Uber is a more dignified way of your mommy driving you home

Uber is Grindr for cars.

Uber is a transfer of wealth from taxi drivers to media companies.

Uber is a software tool, they don’t own any cars, and are now the biggest taxi company in the world

Since the release of Uber in 2011, DUI related carwrecks have gone down by 25-35%.

Uber is a nice way to say "ill give you a ride if you pay me for gas money"