driving, n.All

Driving is the adult version of the children's game "the floor is lava", only way more things are lava

Albert Einstein was never able to drive a car

Driving is a lot like baseball - it's the number of times you get home safely that counts.

At a four-way stopThe vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first

Driving is best done carefully — the life you save may belong to a pedestrian on his way to remove his car from the parking place you're looking for.

Wind is powerful --- a car travelling at 80kph (50mph) uses half its fuel to overcome wind resistance

Driving is best done carefully — drive like hell, and you'll get there.

Driving is america's last surviving form of guerrilla warfare.

Driving is something everyone should learn, especially those who sit behind the steering wheel.

Driving is maddening. Until one has learned to drive, one has never really learned how to swear.

It's nice when older folks decide to relax and slow downI just wish they wouldn't do it in their cars

I had my driver's test the other dayI got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear

Driving is just the loading screen for whatever you are gonna do.