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Sartre: "I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream" Waitress: "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"
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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled?Because if they were small, white, and smooth they’d be aspirins.
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If you had a bowling ball in one hand and a ladder in the other, how many pancakes would it take to cover the charge?None, because cats can’t ride bicycles.
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On a scale of one to ten, seven being the highest, what’s your favorite color of the alphabet?Mine’s five…