elephant, n.All

Elephants are able to smell water up to 3 miles away

An Elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Elephants can swim 20 miles per day

What's big, grey and unimportant?An irrelephant

An Elephant is an animal with a tail at both ends.

Elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?The elephant of surprise

An Elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Blue whales are so massive that their tongue weighs more than most elephants.

An Elephant is a square animal with a tail in front and behind.

The Elephant is the largest of living ants

The Elephant is a useful animal with a vacuum cleaner in front and a rug beater at the back.