aspirin, n.All

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled?Because if they were small, white, and smooth they’d be aspirins.

Aspirin is faster acting if chewed, taking just five minutes to start working, while swallowed aspirin takes 12

Aspirin is a miracle drug: a year's supply usually disappears in a month.

Aspirin is that which keeps the vascular surgeon away.

Aspirin is basically a mild blood thinner

Aspirin was the first drug sold as a water soluble tablet (1900)