acupuncture, n.All

Acupuncture is the human form of when you scratch your dog's neck and its foot goes wild

Acupuncture is likely effective if one considers how rarely one has seen a sick porcupine.

Acupuncture is astrology with needles

Acupuncture is a medical treatment that starts with your being stuck with a needle and ends with your being stuck with a bill.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Acupuncture is just an expensive and highly uncomfortable way to nap.

Acupuncture is waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

Acupuncture is just direct voodoo without the doll.