acupuncture, n.Definitions

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Acupuncture is just direct voodoo without the doll.

Acupuncture is waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

Acupuncture is astrology with needles

Acupuncture is just an expensive and highly uncomfortable way to nap.

Acupuncture is likely effective if one considers how rarely one has seen a sick porcupine.

Acupuncture is the human form of when you scratch your dog's neck and its foot goes wild

Acupuncture is a medical treatment that starts with your being stuck with a needle and ends with your being stuck with a bill.