The Adjective is a delicate thing. One ought to pick them as one would a diamond or a mistress.
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Adjectives actually have a proper order: they should appear by amount, value, size, temperature, age, shape, color, origin, and material.
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The Adjective is delicious as a salad, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor. A puree of adjective soup, by contrast, tastes yecchy.
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The Adjective weakens when they are close together... they give strength when they are far apart.
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adjectives, in the English language, are meant to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. "A lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife."
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The Adjective was once-powerful and yet has been made meaningless by the world of advertising
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