almost, n.All

almost' is the longest word spelled alphabetically

Almost has never killed a fly.

Almost kills no man.

Almost is equal to failure — Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Almost is synonymous with failure — It is not a fish until it is safely on the bank.

Almost is the rescuer of many a man.

Almost is a word that sticks in the throat like failure.

I work out almost every day.Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...

Almost is not eaten.