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I just checked the height/weight chart at the gymApparently I'm four inches too short

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I tried exercise, but I was allergic to it . . . My skin flushed and my heart raced.. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous

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Exercise is taken by many of us only when we're serving as a pallbearer at the funerals of our friends who exercise regularly.

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Exercise extends your life ten years, but you spend 15 of them doing it.

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Exercise is always worth doing. Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.

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I ran three miles todayFinally, I said, 'Lady, take your purse.'

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I'm trying to get back to my original weight7lb, 9oz

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Exercise is best done really early in the morning before your brain can figure out what's going on.

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Exercise is a wonder drug

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Exercise is like a cold bath. You think it does you good because you feel better when you stop it.

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I never run with scissorsActually, those last two words were unnecessary

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Eat right. Stay fitDie anyway