One-Liner.com
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance . . .so I pushed her over
Dad Joke.com
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over
Trivia.com
We have 14 senses, not five; these include balance, heat, pain and the passage of time.
Trivia.com
Cats use their long tails to balance themselves when they’re jumping or walking along narrow ledges.
Meme.com

Definition.com
Balance is natural over the long run — what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts
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