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One-Liner.com

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance . . .so I pushed her over

Dad Joke.com

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over

Definition.com

Balance is not symmetry — don't confuse symmetry with balance.

Trivia.com

We have 14 senses, not five; these include balance, heat, pain and the passage of time.

Trivia.com

Cats use their long tails to balance themselves when they’re jumping or walking along narrow ledges.

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