falling down, n.All

What did the Parisian man say when he tripped?“Oh no! Eiffel!”

Aristotle claimed that drinkers of wine and other intoxicants fall in random directions, but beer drinkers always fall on their back.

What do horses say when they fall?I can’t giddy up

Why did the leaf go to the hospital?It had a bad fall

Why did the old lady fall down the well?She didn’t see that well

Falling down is the same as being hit by a planet.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?To make up for his miserable summer