britain, n.All

Britain is a country whose summer consists of six weeks of warm rain.

Britain is a place where eating makes you both gain and lose pounds.

Britain is the land of embarrassment and breakfast.

Whisky exports (Scotch) account for over 20 per cent of all UK food and drink exports (2019)

Britain was the first country to use postage stamps

Britain is the society where the ruling class does not rule, the working class does not work, and the middle class is not in the middle.

Britain is unique in that only the brit likes to be told how bad things are and likes to be told the worst.

Britain is responsible for the "Independence Day" celebrations of 63 countries around the world.

Britain is the only country in the world where being 'too clever by half' is an insult.

Out of the nearly 200 countries in the world, only 22 of them have never experienced a British invasion.

Britain is a pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the Earth.

Britain is the grit in the European oyster.