british, n.All

A British is one who drives in a German car to an Irish pub where we imbibes copious amounts of Belgian or eastern European beer, then on the way home stops to pick up an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to consume as he sits on his Swedish furniture watching American shows on a Japanese TV.

The British is a people who colonized half the world for spices, yet their food is terrible and bland.

The British has a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British is the Germans pretending to be French.

British is interesting in that if someone is only 25% British, then that arguably makes them Brit-ish