sunday, n.All

Sunday is like wide water, without sound.

Which day of the week does ice cream taste best on?Sundae

Sunday is a day of leisure at the beginning of the week.

Sunday is the period during the week when all the automobiles in the United States are laid end to end

"I'm going to make love to you all the way into next week". . . I said to my wife, at 11.59 on Sunday night

Sunday is the day when the gas stations get the money that the collection plates at church formerly did.

Sunday is what it takes to make a house look lived in.

Sunday is a day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in hell.

Sunday is the day of the week when you either get scolded by a preacher or bawled out by a traffic cop.

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up and go to church?

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?Because the rest of the days are weakdays

Why does Earth have its own day but the Sun doesn't?It does, every week there is a Sunday

Sunday is a day when even vacant houses are lonely because they are more seriously vacant.