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When a cowboy breaks his leg shouldn't his horse be allowed to shoot him?
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A: ‘Doctor! Doctor! My arm is broken in three places’B: ‘Well, stay out of those places.’
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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He’s all right now