horse, n.All

A Horse is an oatsmobile

The Horse is a friend of man - until you start betting on him.

The Horse is what glue is made from, which is a bit odd because if you touch a horse, they're not sticky.

A Horse is a creature beautiful at one end, disgusting at the other, and uncomfortable in the middle

Horses sleep standing up

The Horse is an animal that is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

Horses are unable to vomit

The Horse is an animal whereby there is something about its outside that is good for the inside of a man.

Horses reveal their gender in their teeth --- most males have 40, females 36

Horses have 18 more bones than humans

The Horse is an animal that can never go as fast as your money does when you bet on him.

The Horse is what more people bet on than get on.