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An Injury is much sooner forgiven than an insult.

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Injury is of little importance to the man of action — In the stress of battle brave men do not feel their wounds.

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Injury is a bringer of honor. Wounds received in battle bestow honor, they do not take it away.

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What injury do bullfighters get?Spain-ed ankles

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Zippers are the number one cause of penile injury among adults in the United States.

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Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?Because she sprained her angle

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Loving and being loved by someone in return makes wounds heal faster, due to the release of oxytocin in the blood.

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Toothpicks are responsible for nearly 9,000 self-injuries each year