cake, n.All

What do cakes and baseball have in common?They both need a good batter

Cake is muffins, and thus fair game for breakfast.

What cake makes you feel uncomfortable?Stomachache

Cake is a desert sandwich

What did the cake say to the fork?You want a piece of me?

Cake is a dressed-up omelette

There are a lot of special women in my lifebut Betty Crocker takes the cake

Cake is a must for any party — a party without cake is just a meeting.

Cake is slutty bread.

Cake is just a very sweet, very soft bread

Cake is faggy bread.