carpenter, n.All

A Carpenter is a guy who nails down his agreement

Why should you never invite a carpenter to a party?They tend to get hammered

The Carpenter is a shelf made man.

Who was the world’s first carpenter?Eve, because she made Adam’s banana stand

the Greek word for “Carpenter” more accurately translates as “home builder” and since Judea built structures primarily out of stone, Jesus was probably a stone mason.

‘Measure once, cut twice.’ I don’t think this dyslexic carpenter is going to work out.

A Carpenter is a truly skilled workman when he can keep a straight face while he repairs a do-it-yourself project.