hammer, n.All

A Hammer is just solid bone hurting juice

A Hammer is originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.

The Hammer is male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around .

A Hammer is like a rock with a stick

A Hammer is just a fancy hittin' rock

I went to a Blunt Weaponry Fan Club party last nightI got really hammered

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?The noise gave her a headache.

A Hammer is a heavy set of lockpicks

A Hammer is like a dick; you gotta get your own hammer

When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's "art" & "music"But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave the hardware store"

The Hammer is a more sophisticated form of rock