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is a vegetable which, when eaten raw, develops the jaw.

is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth.... it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat.

[Celery] is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth.... it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat.

is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings.

is a food which you can't eat without sounding like you are stepping on a basket

There ought to be some way to eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you were stepping on a basket

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