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is a person who is less like Jesus than pretty much anyone.

I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians. Bill Maher

is like the ripening corn... the riper he grows, the more lowly he bends his head.

The Christian is like the ripening corn... the riper he grows, the more lowly he bends his head

is one who believes that the Bible is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinelyinspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are notinconsistent with a life of sin.

is one who lives dangerously, honestly, freely. It is to step in the name of love as if you may land on nothing, yet to keep on stepping because the something that sustains you no empire can give you and no empire can take away.

To be a Christian is to live dangerously, honestly, freely to step in the name of love as if you may land on nothing, yet to keep on stepping because the something that sustains you no empire can give you and no empire can take away. Cornel West

is someone who worships a dead Jew on a stick.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick George Carlin

is no more made of a man by his standing in a church than standing in a garage makes him a car.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian. Woody Allen

is generally not like Jesus, who is ideal and wonderful.

Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians - you are not like him.

is too often one who keeps the holidays rather than the commandments. They observe his birthday, not his precepts.

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN (1706-1790) Poor Richard's Almanack c. 1732

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