witness, n.All

The Witness is such that no one bears witness for the witness.

A Witness is capable of testifying to anything, even the truth.

The Witness is that without which the act has no being. Without him who can speak of it? In the end one could even say that the act is nothing, the witness all.

The Witness is such that after one has heard two eyewitness accounts of a car accident, one begins to wonder about what passes for history.

The Witness is always numbering at least two for every crime: God and the conscience.

Why do hamburgers make poor witnesses?They won’t talk no matter how much you grill them

The Witness is wise to only believe in histories told by witnesses who would have had their throats slit.

A Witness is a liar who swears to another liar's testimony