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When I die, I'd like the word 'humble" to be written on my statue.
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Humility is a stupid affliction which disqualifies a person from being a disciple of knowledge.
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Humility is a more calculated sort of pride, a feigned submissiveness by which men hope to bring other people to submit to them.
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I'm a humble person, reallyI'm actually much greater than I think I am
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