Places That Feel Like A Secret

Places That Go Dark First

Places That Smell Like Someone Used To Live Here

Are A Complete Mess

closet

janitor

dad joke

lesbian

liquor cabinet

Homophobia

one-liner

claustrophobia

is a place for hanging things after you run out of doorknobs.

is a space full of clothes that are too good to throw away but not good enough to wear.

I was in a gift shop in an Indian reservation. The clerk told me a real Indian made the clay pot I was looking at. I said, "On the bottom of this thing it says, Made in Cleveland!" He says, "You never heard of the Cleveland Indians?" I don't understand. My wife has a whole closet full of clothes that are too good to throw away but not good enough to wear!

closet, n.All

closet