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Which part of the hospital is the worst hiding place?The ICU
Which part of the hospital is the worst hiding place?The ICU
What's Blonde and dead in a closet?The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995
What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide-and-squeak
Calvin Coolidge enjoyed calling for his bodyguards and hiding while they frantically looked for him.

Hide and seek is a seemingly innocent game whereby we teach our children the skills needed to survive in the event that they are being hunted.
What do you call a Blonde skeleton in the closet?Last year's hide and seek champ
Why can't dalmations play hide-and-seek?Because they are always spotted
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year