fur coat, n.All

A Fur coat is made from the hides of many animals-and one husband.

A Fur coat is just a leather jacket without the hair removed.

A Fur coat is an outer garment that fattens the figure and slims the wallet.

A Fur coat is a collection of disemboweled mammal corpses draped around the shoulders of wealthy women and frequently splattered by angry activists in leather sandals.

Why do polar bears wear fur coatsBecause they would look weird in ski jackets

A Fur coat is terrible thing — it takes up to forty dumb animals to make one, but only one to wear it.