columbia, n.All

Why is Columbia not a superpower yet?They produce cocaine and coffee

Columbia is a country that ought to be a superpower by now given that they produce coffee and cocaine. Surely they ought to be able to figure out how to motivate the workforce.

Columbia is deeply misunderstood. Between the cocaine, coffee, chocolate and tobacco their entire goal has been to wake up the world and keep them motivated to accomplish lots each day.

If my Columbian friend got a dollar every time someone asked him if he sells cocaine ...he would not have to sell cocaine anymore.