cocaine, n.All

Cocaine is not addictive. People just like the way it smells.

Cocaine was marketed as a defense against flatulence in the 19th century.

Cocaine is a verbal laxative for people that are having a good time.

Cocaine is just a pre workout for social interactions

Cocaine is a rich man's aspirin

Cocaine is just a condiment for techno music

Taking Cocaine is like being a haemophiliac in a razor factory.

Cocaine is a payday loan for the pleasure center of your brain

Cocaine is just a slightly less regulated version of DayQuil

You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning

I wonder how many of those cocaine-sniffing dogs have to go to rehab

Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine