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I was shocked to hear Doug the Barber was arrested for selling cocaine. I'd been going to him for five years and I had absolutely no idea. . . that he was a barber
I was shocked to hear Doug the Barber was arrested for selling cocaine. I'd been going to him for five years and I had absolutely no idea. . . that he was a barber


Why did the duck get arrested?Because he was selling quack
If my Columbian friend got a dollar every time someone asked him if he sells cocaine ...he would not have to sell cocaine anymore.

