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A Communist is a person who believes that any man who has more money than he is the oppressor of the masses.
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A Communist is a person who says everything is perfect in Russia but stays in the US because he likes to rough it.
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Communist is a person who labors under the impression that everybody wants to die poor.
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A Communist is a person who will gladly divide his hunger and thirst with you if you’ll divide your beer and salami with him
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What do you call a communist doing yoga?Stretch Marx
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