What did the guy say to the complaining pickle?Dill with it
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"Where do you complain about the complaint department?"
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Complaining is not received well — tell your troubles to yourself and your happinesses to the world
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Complaining is inherently a matter of privilege; the powerless know that no one is listening.
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Complaining is ubiquitous. We'd do well to remember that this life is not for complaint, but for satisfaction.
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Complaining is effective. The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.