pickle

complaining

dad joke

cucumber

flying

green

superhero

musical instrument

relish

vinegar

one-liner

pepper

tongue twister

I like my [x] like I like my [y]

Cockney Rhyming Slang

adulthood

adulting

cheese

meat

olive

dried apricot

charcuterie

etymology

ketchup

zombie

douche

Things That Look Like Other Things

being alone

masculinity

Snickers

snacking

blowjob

Doritos

friend

Babe, are you ok? 

Monster (beverage)

is only a pickle if it bounces (according to a strange Connecticut law).

According to the folks at CountryLiving.com, did you know that in Connecticut a pickle must be able to bounce? Apparently, in the 1800's, a bunch of men were selling cucumbers as pickles. In order to make things right, legislators got together and decided that a pickle is only a pickle if it bounces. So if your pickle doesn't bounce in Connecticut, you probably shouldn't be trying to sell it because you'd be breaking the law.

pickles are basically cucumbers soaked in evil.

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

pickle, n.All

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