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Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?He was Haydn

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A Composer is appreciated postumously. In fact, the main thing the public demands of a composer is that he be dead.

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Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide?He didn’t even leave a note

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A Composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

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A Composer is not only an architect but also an inventor, and he should not build houses in which he cannot live.

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What is Mozart doing right now?Decomposing

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