orchestra, n.All

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?He was Haydn

Monaco’s orchestra is bigger than its army.

An Orchestra is just filler for the viola section

An Orchestra is an 1800s high-class cover band.

Orchestra is the plural of "musical instrument".

An Orchestra is guided by only two golden rules: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

An Orchestra is a big mess of different size violins.

How did the trumpet do when he auditioned for the orchestra?He blew it

An Orchestra is just a Mozart cover band.

Where do orcas go to listen to music?The orca-stra

The Orchestra is a farmyard cage, ranging from the bass-saxe of the roosters to the squeaking of guitars, from the meowing clarinets mixed with barking drums.

What do you call a group of whales playing instruments?An orca-stra

How did the violin get into the orchestra?It pulled some strings