conference, n.All

A Conference is a meeting of bored people.

The Conference is the birthplace of no grand ideas. Many foolish ideas, however, have died there.

A Conference is nothing more than an organized way of postponing a decision.

A Conference is a meeting at which people talk about things they should be doing.

A Conference is a Coffee-break with real napkins

A Conference is a long coffee break

A Conference is a meeting to decide when the next meeting will be held

A Conference is a big business term for swapping stories in somebody's office.