cruise, n.All

A Cruise is prison with the possibility of drowning.

A Cruise is more likely to put one in the red rather than in the pink

A Cruise is capable only of changing the rings under one's eyes from black to tan.

A Cruise is a week of being the object of over 1,500 professional smiles.

A Cruise is an opportunity for middle-class voyagers to consume mass quantities of food and drink, pursue short-term romance, vomit periodically and take snapshots of an island or port between meals.

A Cruise is the smell of suntan lotion spread over 21,000 tons of hot flesh.

A Cruise is a vacation where the best places for whale watching are the buffet lines.

What do you say to a skeleton leaving on a long cruise?“Bone voyage!” 2