daylight saving time, n.All

Daylight saving time is a reminder that time is an illusion

Daylight saving time is artificially imposed jet lag.

Of the 92 counties in Indiana, only 5 observe daylight savings time.

Daylight saving time is a springing forward and a falling back.

Daylight saving time is springing forward then falling back, like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

I hate it when the clocks changeI was half an hour early for work this morning

Daylight saving time is just a scam dreamed up by big daylight.

Daylight savings time has resulted in a twin being born later but also earlier

Daylight saving time is an hour which, with inflation so high these days, is the only thing many of us save all year.

Daylight saving time is a scheme whereby the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism eagerly pushes people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves.

Daylight saving time is farmer jetlag

During World War I, Germany became the first nation in the world to use Daylight Saving Time.