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Why did the police officer give summer a ticketIt was going by too fast
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Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the jobs as it was too cold to do all winter
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Summer lasts for 42 years on Uranus.
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Why does bread hate hot weather?It doesn't like to feel too toasty
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Summer is the time when you try to keep your house as cold as it was in winter when you complained about it.