Live Near People

duck

dad joke

Drake

time

bird

stealing

robber

sarcasm

doctor

cheese

party

charcuterie

addiction

crack (drug)

drug dealer

bill

credit card

lipstick

Taliban

clock

trust

animal

collective noun

being literal

one-liner

roasting

circle

amputation

nonsense question

optical illusion

duck-rabbit

rabbit

contentment

multitasking

skunk

deer

Noah's ark

platypus

beaver

existence

ontology

phobia

gourd

Things That Look Like Other Things

squash

wolf

strength

park

property

J.R.R. Tolkien

autocorrect

fuck

telekinesis

Declaration of Independence

Founding Father

worry

chore

bread

is a bird that walks as if it had ridden a horse all day.

The duck is a bird that walks as if it had ridden a horse all day.

is a bird that walks like it has been on horseback all day.

is an animal whose opinion of you depends very much on whether or not I have bread.

is pretty much just an all-terrain chicken.

is the Navy SEAL of the animal world. Sea, Land, Air.

Ducks are like the Navy SEALs of the animal world. Sea, Land, Air.

eyelid

trivia

walking

blood

Poland

climate change

Bangladesh

junk food

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