butcher, n.All

The Butcher is a grown man's candy man.

The Butcher is a surgeon who has no need for malpractice insurance.

Why did the guy become a butcher?So he could meat people

The Butcher is a meat DJ

A Butcher is one who always has beef between him and his customers.

The Butcher is, along with the policeman, a repressed sadist.

Confucius say ... butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?Because he always butchered them

The Butcher is Thanksgiving Santa.

The Butcher is a reverse vet.

How did the butcher kill the vampire?He drove a steak through his heart

The Butcher is a grocery store bartender who slings meat.