evening dress, n.All

An Evening dress is a low-cut dress with a woman inside trying to get out or outside trying to get in.

An Evening dress is one in which the wearer is head and shoulders above it.

The Evening dress is the first step toward civilization.

An Evening dress is specially designed to help its wearer catch a man or a cold.

An Evening dress is more gone than gown.

Evening dress is a dress that should not only be attractive but also distractive.