high heels, n.All

A 100-pound woman in stiletto heels exerts 20 times more pressure on the ground than a 6000-pound elephant.

High heels is invented by some anonymous man whom all men owe a lot.

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High heels is our society's version of foot-binding.

A 100-pound woman in stiletto heels exerts more pressure on the ground than a 6000-pound elephant.

High heels 1s 2ule is: time wounds all heels.

High heels is a shoe invented by men to make running away harder for women.

High heels is shoes invented by a woman that was kissed on the forehead.

High heels is a marvellously contradictory item; it brings a woman to a man's height but makes sure she cannot keep up with him.

High heels is painful — as they say, "Time wounds all heels."